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2005-03-14, 12:10 PM

慧心一笑--新數學原理

這笑話是同事的父親寄給她的
我們看完之後都覺得真貼切
尤其在溫哥華工作兩年多之後
深深的感覺到
有能力的人未必會受到重視
重要的是與人相處的態度
跟亞洲來的同學聚會時
大家常說到
覺得這文化好"假仙" so fake...
我們的結論就是
所以我們需要有真的朋友
跟真的朋友在一起時
可以真的抱怨
說真話
在公司
就是不爽
也要會拍馬屁

THIS MATHEMATICAL EQUATION IS FOR YOU STILL EMPLOYED PEOPLE.
IT MUST WORK AS I HAVE SEEN LOTS TRY IT.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

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